February 26, 2026
Director’s Cutlet: Hiring the Leading Bird
Roll tape… steady… steady… and where’s my megaphone?
The studio gates of Hoggywood Pictures swing open and the set looks like a VHS player stuck on fast-forward. Spotlights blaze, fog machines hiss, and somewhere a synth hero theme warms up for its big moment. You peer through the camera lens and, good gravy, the pigs have taken over the set!
They’re tearing down the place with prop popcorn flying in the air. Pigmobiles screech around corners, tires wailing louder than a bank heist gone wrong, and the birds are in hot pursuit.
“CUT?!”
No, no, no. DON’T CUT! KEEP ROLLING!
Red charges in like a hard-boiled detective who’s seen one too many sequels. Chuck zooms past the camera so fast he nearly rewinds the film reel. The special effects department is waving at Bomb.
The pigs are taking their role a bit too seriously, believing they’re the true villains in the next blockbuster, pulling pranks and hiding behind cardboard buildings. Cue the music! Cue the slow-motion fling! Cue the heroic pose!
⭐ Director’s Cutlet tournament is absolutely brimming with 80’s movie references! Can you catch them all? ⭐
All we need now… is a leading bird to deliver a shot so perfect it deserves its own movie poster!
🎥 Lights! Camera! ANGER!
Join the Director’s Cutlet tournament between 26.02. – 06.03.2026!
