WANTED: Slingshot Specialists. No Experience Necessary. 🕵️

Listen up, flock.

The greedy pigs have dreamed up their sneakiest scheme yet, and this time they didn’t come alone. They’ve brought in green reinforcements from all over Piggy Island, and they’re marching straight into the classic places: the Golden Fields, the Cobalt Plateaus, the Crown Mountains. Beautiful spots, all of them. Now crawling with snouts.

…And they’re building!

Crazy new fortresses stuffed with contraptions, from bouncy springs to sneaky hidden towers, all of it stacked around one thing. Eggs.

KNOWN SUSPECTS 🐷

CORPORAL PIG. Wears a helmet. Barks orders. Genuinely believes he is running a military operation.

MECHANIC PIG. The one drawing up the blueprints. Responsible for every spring, every hidden tower, every bit of wiring that should not have been wired that way. 💥

THAT IS WHERE YOU COME IN

Red is already at the slingshot. Chuck is vibrating. Bomb has that look in his eye. The only thing that’s missing is you!

Get in there, find the weak plank, crack open the brand-new blocks, bounce a bird off their own springs and let their contraptions do the work for you. Whether you take a fortress apart piece by piece or flatten it in one enormous shot is entirely up to you.

Deployment begins the 10th of September, 7:00AM UTC. Let’s show those pigs who’s boss. 🎯