Slingshot Your Way Back to School

Summer vacation is over, and the pigs are already causing chaos!. 🎒

They hijacked a school bus, parked it crooked on the front lawn, and opened an academy of their very own, where the only thing on the timetable is learning how to snatch a nest full of eggs. 

We got hold of their course syllabus… and it’s not good.

EGG-NAPPING 101 📚

Unit 1: Tower Building for Beginners. How to stack planks badly. Practical assessment held outdoors, in the wind, at height.

Unit 2: Advanced Sneaking. Tiptoeing, giggling, hiding behind objects smaller than yourself.

Unit 3: Field Trip. Destination undisclosed. Bring a backpack, and please do not ask what is in the backpack.

Final Exam: Take the eggs without getting caught.

Class starts now, and the pigs are one bad lesson away from graduating. 🥚

That is where you come in. Fling your birds, flatten their classroom fortresses, and make sure this academy fails every unit on that list. Whether you take it apart plank by plank or bring the whole building down in one enormous shot is entirely up to you.

The Egg-Napping 101 Tournament is live from the 3rd of September until the 10th of September.

It’s time to teach those pigs a real lesson!